Fifty Shades of Grey

Have you ever been like "This sounds like a good book" and the been terrifically disappointed.
Well, this was worse it was like the book decided to take a knife and stab me in the heart until it was a mushy mass and then cut my throat open.

Serious it was that bad,
The dialog: Shit,

The sex: It kind of made me wanna puke, and it was a little to much like rape,

Ana: Really... a virgin until 22 meets Mr. Grey once and wants to have sex with him, no matter how kinky it is... WTF?? and oh, she forgets her safe word "Red" that is the only way she can have a little control over her body while having sex... Again WTF???

and of course Mr. Grey: No personalty other than he likes BDSM, and that he doesn't sleep with people, doesn't like being touched and doesn't make love but "fuck"... Really good taste in men Ana.


This book had so many chances of being great, but it simply failed miserably time and time again.

When i was like in the middle of it my only thought "I can't do this any more", but I had to finish it cause i promised my best friend, which was the only thing that held me from feeding the book to my dog,and then after it had been torn to pieces I would set it fire and then throw the ashes in the ocean.

when i got to the end i was like this

Synopsis:

Anastasia has to interview Mr. Grey, which doesn't end that well since she practically gets kicked out after asking if he is gay.

They see each other again when she is drunk out of her mind and drunk dialed him.

They go on a date where they take a ride in his helicopter, go to his place and eat, and see "The red room of pain", then he finds out she is a virgin and go back on his ", I don’t make love. I fuck… hard" and makes love to her and then we go with the normal love story just a lot more kinky and not nearly as lovely. It ends with her crying in her bed at her apartment after a long night including spanking, deciding to leave Christian, admitting she loves him and him saying that she can’t love him; that it is wrong and that he can’t make her happy. and her leaving him and giving him every thing back, and getting the money from her beetle.

Stars: 1 lonely, miserable, kinky star.
The writing is bad, the characters are one dimensional, the only good thing about this book is Kate and Elliot's thing which almost hear nothing about and both Christians and Anastasia's families 


What can you use this book for in real life: Nothing really, maybe as door stop or as a weapon... I simply have no idea what this book is good for, sorry E.L. James