Chocolate lovers: Futures and Frosting

This is the second book in Chocolate lovers.

Claire and Carter are living together, which have its up and downs...

“I love Carter more than I ever thought possible, and he has proven to be the best father a woman could ever want for her son. But I swear to God, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Christ’s childhood friend, Biff, that if he doesn't stop waking me up at four-fifty-eight in the morning, every fucking morning, with his buzz saw snoring, I am going to go David Carradine on his ass.”

“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy NEXT to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”

Claire gets pregnant and Carter want's to marrie her, but he knows Claire dosn't want to marrie so that leads to a lot of cute... and a little stupid... and Claire kind of beats them all down before he even gets
to the proposing part.

He wants to propase at a baseball game, she sees one in the television and says it is stupid... gues who doesn't propose at a baseball game... you are right, Carter.

And well this goes on and she thinks he is falling out of love with her and all he wants to do is be with her for all his life... and marry her. 

And well it kind of goes g´form here the normal, every day problems.

Sorry, I just thought it fit.

But after Liz and Jim's wedding Claire starts to think about marrige and all... so she starts watching: say yes to the dress, Bridezillas and A Wedding Story... but she dosn't want Carter to know... actualy she would rather have him belive she was a porn addict 

"So there’s that.  My boyfriend thinks I’m a closet porn watcher, that I sit alone in the dark while he’s at work every night watching Skinemax and diddling myself. There’s something wrong with me if I’d rather he think I had a porn addiction than a deep seeded need to find out if David Tutera could turn a camo, guns,and ATV wedding into a masterpiece."

And Liz wants to help the proposing stuff but it ends with being just pure Carter...


Stars: 4 funny, loving kind of crazy stars
The seductinos and seduction crew are still inappropiat, funny and so freaking crazy.

Tara Sivec is a humor genius... seriosly even the table of content got me snorting with laughter

"8.  The Incredible Shrinking Penis 

9. No Nut Shots Before Lunch 

10.  Ceiling Fan Baseball 

12. Stinky Wiener Ticksand Twice Baked Potatoes 

14.  Porn and Snozzberries 

15.  Just Say No to Necrophilia 

16. Son of a Face Turd 

17.  Midget and Donkey Shows"

What can you use this book for in real life:
Talking together will make everything easyer.