Saturday, April 11, 2015

Chocolate Lovers: Seduction and snacks









Warning: Do not read this book in public possibility for tears... of laughter. 

Seriously this is the most hilarious book i have ever read, Claire the main character says a lot of crazy shit like; 
" Jesus Christ on a waffle cone"
" Fuck me gently with a chain saw".




This book is about Claire and Carter.
First time they met was in college for a frat part... which ends with Claire getting pregnant.

Five years later Carter shows up at the bar she works at not remembering anything about her other than the fact that she smells of chocolate.

So he has for the last five years been kinda stalker trying to find "Her" chocolate smell... in every women's product available with the smell of chocolate.

So Carter works at the same place as Claire's best friends fiance, gets invited to dinner meets her again after a little yelling about vagina with complexes and Claire's almost non-existing sex life. 

Oh, and back to Claire's best friend her name is Elisabeth, mostly called Liz she has a sex store together with Claire... actually it is more like a two in one store, a sex store on one side and a bakery on the other. 

But other than that it is the normal love story, the two dilemmas are Claire finding Cather and having to tell Carter he is a father.
Carter finds out he is a father and him having to start getting fatherly but that is about 30 pages.

Well, there is kind pf Claire's dilemma about accepting the shop and money for the shop, but that is a max of 3 pages

Stars:4 beautifully hilarious stars.
It is nice to have a more or less drama free romance for once, but at times everyone simply pissed me of. 

The only like real negative thing about the book was that Claire didn't hide her son from the "Big people stuff" 



What you can use this book for in real life: Always get the name of your one night stands name... in case you get pregnant...

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